summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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