accomplished twins. life is a go
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
How external is "for external use only"?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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