i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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