I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she told me i tasted like america
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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