If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Randomize
