You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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