My nipple is on Facebook.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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