I got chris browned last night
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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