im having a threesome with these popsicles
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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