I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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