standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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