Sry I called you an 8
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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