Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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