My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Randomize
