so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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