He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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