My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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