there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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