S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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