if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
