What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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