Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize