Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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