i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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