i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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