It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
