OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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