It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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