YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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