My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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