I just pynch a tree in the face
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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