i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Randomize
