That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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