He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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