What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It's official drugs can't kill me
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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