after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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