I must be too annoying 4 u.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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