i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize
