What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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