dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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