I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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