I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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