Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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