We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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