why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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