The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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