Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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