This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Randomize
