I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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