I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
God I need to hump something, right now.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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