hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Let's paint friendship bongs
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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