I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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