I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
even my farts smell like vagina
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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