i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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